Nightcrawlers: The New Yorkers

Attendance: 60

Let’s admit it, New Yorker bruthas have a different vibe. There’s something a little more edgy, more direct, and definitely sexy asf. Last night, the East Coast brought all those elements to the party.

At one point, two phyne-ass chocolate NY bros, pulled up, checked in, and blazed up. They didn’t know each other, but once it became clear they were both from the same city, they quickly bonded and settled in.

There was something about their presence, along with the bruthas from Africa and the Dominican Republic, that gave Nightcrawlers a chill, but no-nonsense energy. We heard cheeks getting split early and it got more intense throughout the night.

Ryan, a representative from the APLA Health Center, joined us to provide on-site STD testing. Bruthas who participated were given a $25 gift card. We appreciate you, bro.

The host, Lawrence, did an amazing job keeping err-thang organized. Big thanks to Mo for providing excellent security.

Our sincerest gratitude goes to all you sexy Black mofos who made last night such a vibe. Y’all know how much we appreciate you.

p.s.: Huge thanks to JSJ for pulling up with that big bottle of tequila to keep the party going. Love you, man.

Last Night at Blackout

Attendance: 73

Gotta thank our amazing crew for the way they handled Blackout last night. It was lit from the beginning, but when the liquor started flowing a little too freely, the staff had to step in and keep err-thang in order.

Basically, there were two bruthas who drank too much and needed assistance into a separate area where they could recover. After re-hydrating and some fresh air, they were fine.

Even though a self-serve bar is provided, err-body should take it easy when they’ve had too much liquor. Please know your limit, y’all.

Other than that, it was a freaky crowd that wasted no time getting it in. The entryway became a “hot spot”. As guests entered the front door, they had to navigate their way through sweaty, naked bodies just to check in.

That’s good for business, tho.

Thanks to our host, Lawrence, for handling such a wild night with ease. He went above and beyond to make sure err-thang ran smoothly.

Thanks to Klyde and DJ for providing security. Biggest thanks always goes to you sexy Black mofos who almost crashed out, but didn’t — thanks to the crew.

Last Night at Nightcrawlers

Attendance: 70

Last night’s energy made it hard to maintain control. All the usual areas — the notorious Dark Room, the so-called “Slut-Me-Out” area in back, the lounge — got real freaky. And the bruthas were phyne asf, especially the sexy newbies.

Tops are aggressive these days. The way they slapped that ass sounded painful, but no mercy was given. In fact, the slapping got harder as the night went on. Err-body could hear it. Seems like it just turned bruthas on even more, tho.

Big thanks to our excellent host, Derrick. Even though he busted three times with three different ninjas, he didn’t miss a beat. Derrick kept us organized and made all the first-timers feel comfortable.

Huge thanks to Lawrence for providing security and keeping err-body safe throughout the night.

Biggest thanks goes to all you freaky Black mofos who slapped that ass so hard, we got worried.

p.s. Gotta show love to JSJ for bringing that big bottle of tequila. You kept the party going, bro.

Nightcrawlers: The Shy Guy

Attendance: 63

Bruthas pulled up with that high energy and wasted no time. About an hour in, I noticed there was only one person chillin in the lounge. The security guy said, “Err-body in the dark room.”

A sexy newbie walked in with his bucket hat pulled down low. You could barely see his eyes. His body language made it obvious he was shy and uncomfortable, so our host attempted to make him feel at ease.

His drink kicked in, his body relaxed, the bucket hat came off, and he finally walked into the darkness with confidence. According to the host, “his dick was big and it tasted good.”

Oh-kay…lol

Representatives from the APLA Health Center pulled up to provide on-site STD testing. Major props to APLA rep Ryan for hooking us up with condoms and for his dedicated service to the community.

Gotta thank our host, Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for doing a great job even though his dick was on brick all night. Shout-out to Lawrence for providing security.

Biggest thanks always goes to you phyne-ass Black mofos who lit up Nightcrawlers.

p.s.: JSJ, great seeing you last night. Thanks for that big bottle of Jack D.