Last Night at Nightcrawlers: Ratchet

Attendance: 60

Usually in the final hour, we switch the playlist over to slow jams. But apparently, bruthas weren’t ready to get romantic. They were still in “slut-me-out” mode. (We have a designated area for that, btw.)

A brutha abruptly walked into the crew’s area and said, “Put on somethin’ ratchet!” Without missing a beat, I loaded up “My Neck, My Back (Lick It)” by Khia.

Ratchet, indeed.

Lol…uh…I would suggest being VERY careful before approaching THAT one. He’s cool, tho.

Big thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for being such an excellent host. Thanks to the awesome WG for providing security and keeping err-body safe.

Biggest thanks always goes to all you ratchet mofos who pulled up last night and lit sh*t up. We thank you so much and wish err-body a very prosperous New Year!

p.s.: JSJ, someone’s looking for you to explain that Rutherford B. Hayes reference, bro. Don’t hide. Thanks for the big bottle of Jack, too.

Announcement re: Cost of Admission

Dear guests,

For the first time in 8 years, there will be an increase to the price of admission. Beginning February 2025, entry for Blackout Social and Nightcrawlers will be $20 from 11pm till midnight, and $25 till closing.

Please, let me explain.

This was a very difficult decision to make because I know how much our community is affected by the current economy. However, as costs rise, the increase will help Blackout maintain the level of quality we’ve provided since our inception and reward our crew for their excellent service.

Attendees say the Blackout/Nightcrawlers experience is unmatched in Los Angeles. It’s a safe, secure space exclusively for Black men, providing top-shelf liquor, and a welcoming atmosphere that honors our guests’ desire for discretion and respect.

I look forward to hearing your thoughts in the comments section below, and will strive to maintain your valued support as we move forward.

Respectfully,

Rhino

New Blackout Podcast Episode

Just in time for the holiday season, we drop a new episode of the Blackout Social podcast.

Our guest is WG, the brutha who hosts the parties. We discuss why men will fuck anything at 3am, he explains why having a big dick is a curse, not a blessing, and we advise couples to think twice before coming to a sex party.

Listen here.

Blackout: Weed, Musk, and Body Heat

Attendance: 73

There were about seven bruthas who arrived early and chilled in the lounge. Our host, WG, clocked their vibe and immediately knew it was gonna be one of “those” nights.

He was right.

Last night’s vibe combined with a mix of weed smoke, musk, and body heat made bruthas go ham. Ass-pounding could be heard err-where: the notorious Dark Room, the lounge, and the so-called Slut-Me-Out spot in back.

In fact, I think the Slut spot has become more notorious than the Dark Room. Any bottom who is brave enough to go back there will get dug the fuck out, often without mercy. The pain, tho.

Even though it was 50 degrees outside, we kept the A/C on blast throughout the night. The body heat was just too much. Several bruthas, drenched in sweat, had to temporarily hang out in the staff area to catch their breath.

Huge thanks to WG for hosting and making err-body feel so comfortable.

Biggest thanks always goes to all the sexy mofos who blazed up, drank up, and made it so sexy and so freaky.

p.s.: Yeah, JSJ. Thank you for that big bottle of tequila to keep the party going. Also, thanks for that obscure Rutherford B. Hayes reference a few weeks ago. This is a sex party, bruh, not AP History!

Nightcrawlers: A Cold Night with Sexy Santa

Attendance: 45

We had another chilly night in Los Angeles, but those who came out in the cold brought just enough heat to make it lit.

Even though the overall vibe felt intimate, we could hear some aggressive tops at work. The way those bottoms were hollering sounded painful. There’s something about cold weather that makes some brothas wanna beat it up real bad.

AJ Fitness

To add some spice to the holiday season, we invited personal trainer AJ Fitness to roll through as a special guest. Brothas were feeling on his body as they checked in. It took AJ a minute to adjust to all the attention, but he eventually relaxed himself by rubbing his dick…lol

Gotta thank WG for doing a great job as our main host. Big thanks to Mo for providing security and keeping err-body safe. Thanks to AJ for joining us, too.

Biggest thanks, as always, goes to all the bruthas who came out in the cold and brought the heat to Nightcrawlers last night. We appreciate you mofos.

p.s.: JSJ, much love to you for that big bottle of Jack. You the best, bro.