Nightcrawlers: “Wild As Fuck”

Attendance: 60

Apparently, rain is a mood.

It was cold and rainy last night, but y’all pulled up, got naked, and got active in ways that were…uh…surprising. We stayed open an extra hour because it was just too much going on.

Let’s dip into our Telegram chat room and check the temperature:

Sure was.

One bro came in and about 30-45 minutes later had to leave. We thought something was wrong, but he said, “I tried.” He tried to hold his nutt as long as possible so he could last longer. Unfortunately, the wild and freaky atmosphere was too much. Before he knew it, he nutted.

Aaaawww, dayum.

Yeah, several bruthas had to tap out, especially those in the Slut-Me-Out area. Cheeks pounded. Hard, very hard.

Oh, REALLY now?…lol

Big thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for doing a great job as host and keeping his dick under control for most of the night. Thanks to WG for your valued assistance, bro.

And to all you Black mofos who came out in the rain and made Nightcrawlers so wild and freaky, we owe you the biggest thanks, as always. Much love to all y’all.

p.s.: JSJ, that big bottle of Jack you brought kept the party going, bro. And thank you for just being you.

Last Night at Blackout

Attendance: 91

We knew it was gonna be “one of those nights” when 25 bruthas pulled up in the first hour. Holiday weekends always bring the freaks out and they were ready to get it in.

One bro drove all the way from Arizona to join us. He wasn’t disappointed. We actually refunded him his money just to show our appreciation and help with gas on his trip back.

Most of the sexy newbies who came through were referred by their friends. Word of mouf is always good for business and these mofos were phyne, too.

Uh…lol…well, dayum.

Thank You

Big thanks to WG for hosting such a large group with ease. Tremendous thanks to our new crew member, Tez. He stepped in during the later hours to keep us organized and made sure a couple of guests got home safely.

And as usual, our gratitude always goes to the bruthas who pulled up, blazed up, drank up, lubed up, and nutted up in something. Y’all always bring that vibe and we appreciate you the most.

p.s.: Aiight, JSJ. Thank you for being you. Thank you for that big bottle of Jack. Are you really coming this Wednesday to record a podcast with us? We’ll see, bro.

Last Night at Nightcrawlers

Attendance: 69

Yeah, iight. We saw what ya’ll tried to do last night.

Even though the party was underwear optional, most bruthas decided to bring that butt-ass naked Blackout vibe to Nightcrawlers and take err-thang off at the door.

I enjoy watching newbies initially keep their boxers on then get totally naked when they see all the dick and ass surrounding them.

It’s hard to admit this, but I think the notorious Dark Room is no longer our freakiest spot. Over the past several months, the so-called “Slut-Me-Out” area has gradually taken over. It’s so packed, and the way bottoms get spanked and pounded in there sounds like it hurts — real bad.

Thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for hosting and making err-body feel comfortable. Props to WG for providing security.

Biggest thanks, as always, goes to all you sexy mofos for pulling up last night and taking it all off at Nightcrawlers. We appreciate y’all.

Blackout: “I’m Glad I Can’t Get Pregnant!”

Attendance: 92

The Blackout vibe was crazy. You could hear guys getting dicked the fuck down all night. And all the sexy newbies who pulled up made it even better.

One brutha named Ashton wrote in our Telegram chat room:

Daaaaaaaaamn…lol

Yup.

Totally agree. Last night’s party definitely ranks in the Top 10 of recent history. It was sexy and freaky, and kinda quirky in its own way. Very unique.

Gotta give a huge thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for making err-body feel comfortable and keeping such a large group so organized. Big thanks to WG for providing security.

We started off 2025 just right. Y’all brought the vibe. Y’all made it lit. Our sincerest appreciation always goes to you.

p.s.: Sup, JSJ. Thank you for that big bottle of Jack. By the way, we saw you runnin’ up in that boy on the sofa…lol

Last Night at Nightcrawlers: Ratchet

Attendance: 60

Usually in the final hour, we switch the playlist over to slow jams. But apparently, bruthas weren’t ready to get romantic. They were still in “slut-me-out” mode. (We have a designated area for that, btw.)

A brutha abruptly walked into the crew’s area and said, “Put on somethin’ ratchet!” Without missing a beat, I loaded up “My Neck, My Back (Lick It)” by Khia.

Ratchet, indeed.

Lol…uh…I would suggest being VERY careful before approaching THAT one. He’s cool, tho.

Big thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for being such an excellent host. Thanks to the awesome WG for providing security and keeping err-body safe.

Biggest thanks always goes to all you ratchet mofos who pulled up last night and lit sh*t up. We thank you so much and wish err-body a very prosperous New Year!

p.s.: JSJ, someone’s looking for you to explain that Rutherford B. Hayes reference, bro. Don’t hide. Thanks for the big bottle of Jack, too.