Nightcrawlers: Smashed in the Lounge

Attendance: 68

Nightcrawlers is underwear optional. But we noticed a lot of bruthas had a fuck-the-dumb-shit attitude last night and took err-thang off when they walked in.

A few bros dipped into the notorious Dark Room and we didn’t see them again until closing time. Others either pounded ass or got pounded or did both in the Slut-Me-Out area.

One guest was smashed in the lounge while err-body watched. We caught another bro on top of a washing machine with his legs wide open and getting his ass ate. The host had to stop that shit immediately.

Seriously, tho…lol

Big thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for hosting and keeping us so organized. Shout-out to Mo and “Chicago” for providing security.

And to all you sexy, chocolate mofos who pulled up, blazed up, drank up all the D’usse, ran up in all the ass, and tooted up all that booty, we give you the biggest thanks for making last night so lit.

p.s.: JSJ, that big bottle of Jack Daniel’s was on point, bro. Thank you.