Last Night at Nightcrawlers

Attendance: 64

Lately, a deep, dark chocolate mofo has been popping up at the parties and making bruthas fold. Tall, athletic body, shoulders, and, well, dick for days.

I think I overheard him say he played college basketball. Very chill personality, too. How many bottoms jumped on that pipe?…lol

Word of Mouf

Quite a few sexy newbies pulled up. Some said a friend recommended us. Word of mouf is always a good thing.

We heard some verbal bottoms get gutted throughout the night, especially in the Slut-Me-Out area. Sounded very painful.

STD Testing

Ryan from the APLA/OutHere Health Center returned last night to provide on-site STD testing. Also, bruthas were given a $25 gift card for participating in a brief survey. Big thanks for hooking us up with condoms, too. We appreciate you, bro.

Thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for hosting and making err-body feel comfortable. Shout-out to Mo and Dom for providing security.

Biggest thanks, as usual, goes to all the regulars and sexy newbies who came last night and either dug somebody’s son out or got dug out or sucked off or whatever you did.