Blackout: The Night of 97 Ninjas
Attendance: 97
Well, damn.
The crew was off last weekend, so this was our first party in two weeks. We had a feeling y’all missed us but we didn’t expect what went down last night. When 35 bruthas pulled up within the first hour, it was obvious Blackout was gonna be lit on a whole new level.
We were impressed with the amount of phyne-ass ninjas would walked in, especially all the sexy newbies. They had to navigate their way through some sweaty nakedness just to reach the check-in area. That’s good for business, tho.
The notorious Dark Room was lit as usual, as was the lounge, and the entryway. Apparently, bottoms who dipped into the so-called Slut-Me-Out area in back got dicked the fuck down. As their cheeks were smashed, they moaned and groaned, some even hollered. Sounded so painful.
We had the A/C on blast all night, but that Black body heat was just too strong. The party got hot and sweaty and freaky real quick. Bruthas were so caught up, we had to extend the situation beyond 5am to let err-body get that final nutt.
Calling All Ho Ho Hoes
There’s a holiday kickoff party coming up on Saturday, December 6th. It’s a regular cocktail party, NOT a sex party…lol. Save the date, y’all.
Gotta thank our amazing host, Lawrence. He interrupted his birthday weekend to make err-body feel comfortable and keep err-thang organized. Big thanks to Mo for providing excellent security, keeping us safe and secure throughout the night.
And to all you Black mofos who made last night’s Blackout freaky asf, we extend our sincerest and deepest gratitude. Your continued support and respect for each other is what makes this situation so special.