Nightcrawlers: That Tall Mofo
Attendance: 53
Bro had to be about 6’4. Slim, chocolate, dreaded, abs on full display. He even rocked a little fanny pack that contained his “preferred” lube and condoms.
New to LA. From Richmond, apparently. Homie confidently slid into the darkness just around midnight and made quite an impression. The dick, from what we were told, was…uh…big.
This tall mofo had the nerve to grab another guest and creep into a bedroom hidden behind the garage. When the guest finally returned to the party, he looked exhausted…lol
Geeez.
Representatives from the APLA Health Center came through to provide on-site STD testing. The organization’s funding was in jeopardy but a grant was recently approved. Now they can continue their valued service to our community. Congrats!
Big thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for hosting and making err-body feel comfortable. His dick was on brick all night and newbies could clearly see it. Amazingly unprofessional.
Biggest thanks, as always, goes to all you freaky Black mofos who pulled up, blazed, drank, and had a tendency to sneak off into hidden spaces to wear ninjas out. We appreciate y’all.
p.s.: Shout-out to JSJ for bringing that big bottle of Jack D. Love you, bro.