Nightcrawlers: He Tried

Attendance: 66

Gotta hand it to bro. He tried.

Men never wanna miss out on the next piece of ass or dick that might be just a little bigger or a little longer or a little tighter than what is presently available. The strategy is always the same: mess around with whatever attracts you but DO NOT nutt.

This phyne-ass ninja found out the hard way that the strategy doesn’t always work. He didn’t stay very long. Apparently, somebody laid it on him (either dick or ass or both) and made him nutt way too soon. As the host handed him his bag, bro shrugged and said, “I tried.”

Overtime

About 30 minutes before closing, two sexy, chocolate mofos asked us to extend our hours. They said several bruthas were gathered in the notorious Dark Room, rock hard, and needed more time to finish.

The host wasn’t having it, tho. He was already exhausted and declined the request. “You got half an hour”, he told them. “Get it done.”

Apologies…lol

Thanks to our amazing host, Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”). He promised to be professional all night, but was seen squeezing lube into his hand. Big thanks to Lawrence for providing excellent security.

Biggest thanks, as always, goes to you phyne Black mofos who pulled up and tried to hold out, but failed miserably. Appreciate y’all.