Last Night at Nightcrawlers

Attendance: 70

Last night’s energy made it hard to maintain control. All the usual areas — the notorious Dark Room, the so-called “Slut-Me-Out” area in back, the lounge — got real freaky. And the bruthas were phyne asf, especially the sexy newbies.

Tops are aggressive these days. The way they slapped that ass sounded painful, but no mercy was given. In fact, the slapping got harder as the night went on. Err-body could hear it. Seems like it just turned bruthas on even more, tho.

Big thanks to our excellent host, Derrick. Even though he busted three times with three different ninjas, he didn’t miss a beat. Derrick kept us organized and made all the first-timers feel comfortable.

Huge thanks to Lawrence for providing security and keeping err-body safe throughout the night.

Biggest thanks goes to all you freaky Black mofos who slapped that ass so hard, we got worried.

p.s. Gotta show love to JSJ for bringing that big bottle of tequila. You kept the party going, bro.