Blackout: 109 Black Mofos

Attendance: 109

Now THAT’S how you bring in the new year.

We knew it was gonna be lit when 45 ninjas pulled up in the first hour. The energy level was high, the vibe was sexy. One guest brought a bottle of D’ussé to show his appreciation, which took err-thang to a whole new level.

All the usual areas got real freaky real quick: the notorious Dark Room, the so-called Slut-Me-Out area in back, the lounge, and the entryway. Bruthas got busy in the staff area and even the space where guests change in and out of their clothing.

One bro told me there was a lot of “making out” going on, and more intimacy than he expected. Apparently, all that kissing and rubbing and hugging turned him the fuck on…lol

The size of last night’s turnout required two hosts, so big props to Lawrence for handling the first half of the party, and to WG for closing out the second half. Both bruthas did a great job of welcoming err-body, making the newbies feel comfortable, and keeping err-thang organized.

Special thanks to BP for providing excellent security.

To all you sexy Black mofos who pulled up, we wish you a very successful and happy 2026. Last night was epic, and your vibe made it all possible.

p.s.: JSJ, where would we be without your graciousness? Thank you for that big bottle of Jack D. It was SO needed.