Blackout: Blame It On the Henny

Attendance: 89

We thought it was gonna be a chill kinda group. But somewhere around midnight and 1am, err-thing changed. The moans and groans got louder and more intense. That happens.

Then several clothing bags started falling off the shelves and hitting the floor 😳. A top on the opposite side of the shelves was pounding someone’s ass so aggressively that his own ass hit the shelves and numerous clothing bags fell off.

The crew scrambled to get err-thang back in order. Whoever was on the receiving end of that dick was getting his guts scrambled 😈 and the party’s vibe went to another level.

Why the sudden change in energy? Well, minutes before things got amped, one of our regulars walked in with a huge bottle of Hennessy and placed it on the bar. We’ll blame it on the Henny.

Thanks to sexy-ass Casanova for serving as host. Great job, man. Big shout-out to “Q” for helping us in so many ways. Huge thanks to our new crew member, Blaze, for providing excellent security.

And to all you phyne Black mofos who pulled up, y’all get the biggest thanks. The whole Blackout crew appreciates your continued support.

p.s.: Sup, JSJ. You’re the one who walked in with the Hennessy and set it off. Thank you so much, bro.