Blackout: Last Night at the MDW Party

Attendance: 92

We’re exhausted after last night’s MDW party, so let’s make this one short and sweet.

A few notes…

• Vaseline is more popular than you realize.

• Yes, that chocolate shorty’s huge, uncut 🍆 was REAL 😳.

• Bruthas have discovered a few “hidden” spaces inside the party and word is spreading faster than we can stop it 😩.

• Two phyne-ass regulars who got into a heated confrontation when they met at Blackout months ago pulled up together last night and are now friends/fuck-buddies. Fascinating.

Big thanks to our host, Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”), to our co-host, “Q”, and our security guard, Dino. Y’all were amazing.

Biggest thanks to all you sexy Black mofos who made this year’s MDW party such a freaky situation.

Now we’re going to sleep.