Blackout: The Aggressive Scrambling of Guts

Attendance: 89

Let’s be honest.

Black people never want to be the first to arrive at a party, so when bruthas pulled up before we opened, we knew it was gonna be one of “those” nights: high turnout, high energy, and the aggressive scrambling of guts.

Check, check, and check.

Here’s some advice: never walk into a pitch black tent full of horny 🥷🏽🥷🏽🥷🏽 if you are naked and own a tight bubble butt that screams, “Take me, I’m all yours!”

One unfortunate brutha made that mistake and paid the price. Bro had a strong voice, so when his “second hole” was ultimately located and pounded without mercy, the yelling could be heard throughout the building.

This is always good for business 😈.

Our host, Casanova, has been hitting the gym harder than usual these days — and bruthas noticed. He got pulled into several “situations” whenever he did his rounds. Casanova still managed to keep err-thang running smoothly. Big thanks, bro.

Huge thanks to “Q” for doing a million things all at once. Shout-out to Dino, our security. He kept err-body safe throughout the night.

And to all you phyne-ass Black mofos who pulled up and lit up the party, please accept our sincere appreciation. Your continued support means everything.