Last Night at Nightcrawlers

Attendance: 76

Cheeks, especially thick ones, can make a lot of noise when they’re slapped hard. A “Captain Obvious” statement? Perhaps, but walk with me.

Even though Nightcrawlers happened in a large space with music blasting and bruthas moaning, groaning, and conversing, the sound of ass-slapping cut through all that.

We noticed quite a few newbies who pulled up with three or four friends. That’s always good for business 😏. The overall vibe started off chill then the ass-slapping kicked in and the place got all hot and musky like usual.

Gotta give a big thanks to our host, Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”). He always does an amazing job making err-body feel comfortable. Thanks to “Q” and Klyde for keeping us organized. Shout-out to our security guard, Dino.

Biggest thanks always goes to you sexy Black mofos who made the party such a freaky situation.