Last Night at Nightcrawlers
Attendance: 85
Around 1am, a phyne-ass caramel mofo, 6’3, ‘stache, goatee, walked in and added more fuel to the fire. No one had ever seen him before, but he took the party to a whole other level.
We kept the A/C on full-blast all night to make sure bruthas didn’t overheat. When the lights came on at closing, one bro was getting pounded from behind in full view. Immediately, others gathered around to watch, but the bottom didn’t give a f*ck.
That tall mofo was in the dressing area surrounded by 🥷🏽🥷🏽🥷🏽 still trying to make an impression — and get them digits. It took a while to break it up and finally shut down for the night.
Tall bro was “holding court” 😭.
Taking Next Week Off
The crew will be off next week, returning Friday, October 9th. To view our party schedule for the rest of 2026, click image below.
HUGE shoutout to Zeke for being our main host last night. He kept err-thang organized and made sure all the sexy newbies felt comfortable. Big thanks to the co-host, Garland, and our security guard, Dino, for being so cool and professional.
And yeah, you already know. Our biggest thanks always goes to all you Black mofos who bring such a special vibe to Nightcrawlers. Our whole crew recognizes the value of your continued support.