Nightcrawlers: Making Out

Attendance: 56

Some nights, you don’t necessarily need dick or ass to have a good time. Maybe just some good head or “making out” is enough. Last night felt less about fuckin and more about intimacy.

Yeah, that’s what I mean. There was a lot of kissing and touching and rubbing on this and that. Not to say ninjas didn’t fuck. They did, of course, but “making out” was in full effect, too.

Six-Foot-Five

A caramel, 6’5, thick-in-all-the-right-places, bubble-butt mofo walked in and caught err-body’s attention. He was a newbie. Mofos jumped on him immediately and wore him out…lol

Thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for hosting with such ease. Shout-out to Dom and WG for providing security and keeping us safe.

Biggest thanks always goes to the chocolate bruthas who switched it up last night and brought that intimate vibe.

p.s.: JSJ, you’re spoiling us, bro. You walked in with big bottles of tequila and Jack. Can’t thank you enough!

Blackout: On One

Attendance: 90

Usually around the first of the month, you got bills to pay — mainly rent. So we didn’t expect an unusually large turnout. But there it was.

Ninety freaky-ass, horny mofos surprised the fuck out of us last night. And it was a trip because they didn’t appear to be aggressive or “extra”. They all looked lowkey, chill. We were wrong.

These mofos were on one, especially all the newbies. You couldn’t get in the notorious Dark Room. It was beyond packed. Even the hallway leading into that room was crowded.

One of the Blackout crew decided to put on a mask and dip into the action. His ass got destroyed. By the end of the night, he was worn out and limping, cheeks full of babies.

The Gratitude

Big thanks to “D” for doing a great job as host and keeping err-thang organized. Thanks to Dom and Klyde for providing security.

And to all you chocolate mofos who pulled up and got that dick wet, we give a HUGE thank-you for making Blackout the freakiest situation in LA.

p.s.: JSJ, thank you for your continued support and that big bottle of Jack D.

Last Night at Nightcrawlers

Attendance: 64

Lately, a deep, dark chocolate mofo has been popping up at the parties and making bruthas fold. Tall, athletic body, shoulders, and, well, dick for days.

I think I overheard him say he played college basketball. Very chill personality, too. How many bottoms jumped on that pipe?…lol

Word of Mouf

Quite a few sexy newbies pulled up. Some said a friend recommended us. Word of mouf is always a good thing.

We heard some verbal bottoms get gutted throughout the night, especially in the Slut-Me-Out area. Sounded very painful.

STD Testing

Ryan from the APLA/OutHere Health Center returned last night to provide on-site STD testing. Also, bruthas were given a $25 gift card for participating in a brief survey. Big thanks for hooking us up with condoms, too. We appreciate you, bro.

Thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for hosting and making err-body feel comfortable. Shout-out to Mo and Dom for providing security.

Biggest thanks, as usual, goes to all the regulars and sexy newbies who came last night and either dug somebody’s son out or got dug out or sucked off or whatever you did.

Blackout: Largest Turnout Ever

Attendance: 105

Whoa.

I’m gonna STFU and let y’all tell it. Let’s dip into the Telegram chat room and see what bruthas said:

Same here, bruh. And all I did was watch.

Appreciate you, KVng.

By the way, that brutha who checked you in was not supposed to be on his knees giving you head. It’s unprofessional. I will personally contact Human Resources and report his ass…lol

Dick err-where. Nice cakes, btw.

Huge shout-out to that tall, slim dude with the dreds for doing an amazing job as host. I heard he fucked a few bottoms, too.

Big thanks to Mo and Dom for providing security and keeping err-body safe.

Look, yall, last night’s party was crazy and freaky and sexy and all that. I’m still trying to find the words to describe what when down, but those who pulled up know exactly what I mean.

Our sincerest and deepest appreciation goes to all of you for your continued support and for making last night’s Blackout our most successful.

p.s.: Special shout-out to JSJ for bringing the Jack and for being such a class act. Love you, bro-bro.

"Beautiful Black Long Strong"

Attendance: 77

There’s a heatwave in Los Angeles, so we kept the AC on all night for the Blackout party. It could barely control that black body heat, tho.

The amount of phyne-ass bruthas that pulled up was crazy. A bro named Jordan posted about it in our Telegram chat room:

You’re welcome, JL.

All those first-timers were sexy asf. They quickly settled in and added a newbie vibe to the party and made err-thang even freakier.

The sexy 6’5 mofo who hosted last night is named Los. It was his first time and he did an impressive job keeping us organized and making the newbies feel comfortable.

Big thanks to Mo, Dom, and Jay for providing security. We appreciate y’all.

Biggest thanks, as always, goes to all you chocolate, caramel, and yella mofos who, like Jordan said, made it “beautiful black long strong”.