Blackout: Don’t Play with D’Ussé

Attendance: 83

Around midnight, the host added a large bottle of D’Ussé to the bar. It was empty within minutes. And then the turn-up began.

Even though the weather was cold, our A/C was on blast because Black body heat and musk just hit diff’rent. Bruthas got active in ways we hadn’t seen before. It got so freaky, even the security guard dipped into the situation.

Don’t play with D’Ussé…lol

We tried out a new host last night who called himself “Cassanova”, a very sexy bro with a tight body and great smile. He wore a jock strap to show off his ass and impressed us all. His chill personality made bruthas feel comfortable and he kept err-thang very organized. Gotta definitely bring him back.

Huge thanks to Lawrence for providing security and being such a welcoming presence. Next time, keep that dick in your pants, tho.

And, yeah, as we all know, the biggest thanks always goes to you sexy Black mofos who pulled up, showed out, and ultimately set Blackout off last night. Let’s run it back next week.

p.s. Missing you, JSJ. Hurry back, bro.

Nightcrawlers: Tap Out

Attendance: 63

I can’t even categorize last night’s vibe. Early on, it felt chill. But between midnight and 1pm, the freaky element took on a life of its own and some couldn’t handle it.

A little too much liquor, too much weed, too much dick and ass, and all the body heat led to a few bruthas becoming overwhelmed and needing to tap out.

The sound of ass getting slapped and beat down got loud. A few bottoms slid onto the new yoga chair in back and didn’t want to get off. The so-called Slut-Me-Out area had a brutha begging to his “daddy” as the cheeks got relentlessly smashed. So very painful.

Big thanks to our host, Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for making err-body feel comfortable and keeping us organized. Huge thanks to “Mo” who provided security throughout the night.

And, as always, biggest thanks to all you sexy Black mofos who took Nightcrawlers to another level. We appreciate you most of all, but y’all already know that.

Blackout: Yoga Yo’ Guts

Attendance: 82

The day after last night’s party, we received the following text from a brutha who attended:

He’s right, tho. The vibe was lit, all the newbies were sexy asf, and there was a new, uh, “element” that we added to make the party extra freaky.

Yoga Chair

Assuming most of y’all are not into yoga, you probably aren’t too familiar with a yoga chair. Here’s a pic:

We slid one of these into a dark area just before the party started. Bruthas jumped on that thing immediately and got “creative”…lol

Some bottoms lost their minds. Obviously, it gives tops that extra leverage when a bottom’s ass is lifted high enough to let the dick deep-dive. The crew heard a lot of serious pounding throughout the night. Blame the yoga chair.

The Slut-Me-Out Area Gets Too Hot

Yeah, that area gets packed and freaky asf. It also gets VERY hot and sweaty when bruthas start piling on top of each other. We’re gonna add a fan back there. In addition to the A/C, this should help cool it down.

Big thanks to our new crew member, Tez. Last night was his first time hosting and he did an impressive job keeping a large group organized. He made err-body feel comfortable and handled some tricky situations with ease.

Biggest thanks always goes to you sexy Black mofos who always bring the dick and the ass and that special vibe. We appreciate all y’all.

p.s.: Shoutout to JSJ. Miss you, bro. Hurry back!

Last Night at Nightcrawlers

Attendance: 55

Yeah, we heard him. You couldn’t help hearing him. But it was good for business.

I’m talking about a sexy, caramel mofo from San Francisco who pulled up for the first time. Bottom boy. Verbal. Very verbal. He started the night by jumping on our host’s dick. That’s when the moaning and groaning started.

Some people just have a voice that carries, and this brutha let it be known that the host’s dick had found a “second hole”. As other tops got involved, he got louder. It turned mofos on and things got lit — real lit.

Like I said, good for business.

Three representatives from the APLA/OutHere Health Center pulled up last night to provide on-site STD testing. Bruthas who participated were given a $25 gift card. Shout-out to OutHere rep Ryan for hooking us up with condoms, too.

Big thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for hosting. For some reason, his dick was on brick all night and he had difficulty keeping it under control. He tried, tho.

Thanks to Mo for providing security and keeping err-body safe.

And yeah, appreciation to all you sexy Black mofos who threw that ass back, put that dick down, and lit shit up.

Blackout: “Touching, Kissing, Rubbing”

Attendance: 85

Maybe because it’s Super Bowl Weekend, maybe because the recent rainy weather made bruthas extra horny, or maybe a combination of both. Whatever the case, err-body was “on one” last night.

One bro named Chakii wrote in the comments section below:

“This past Friday…the party was lit like the fourth of July all the making out touching kissing rubbing foreplay was over the top so intriguing but anyways thanks for the experience definitely definitely see you at the party.”

It got packed real quick. Within the first hour, nearly 30 bruthas were already butt-ass naked. Lots of phyne newbies, too. I saw quite a few guys asking for a pen and paper so they could exchange numbers. The vibe felt almost romantic at times. Very interesting.

Big thanks to our amazing host, Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for making err-body feel comfortable and keeping a large group so organized. Huge thanks to Mo for providing security.

Most of all, the biggest thanks goes to you Black mofos who always bring that special vibe to Blackout and make it so damn sexy.

p.s.: Gotta thank you-know-who for bringing that big bottle of Jack D. Love you, bro.