Blackout: One Bottom, Three Tops

Attendance: 94

Wild night, y’all.

Lots of newbies from out of town pulled up — phyne-ass mofos, too. Some were in LA for the upcoming BET Awards and they were clearly on a mission.

The overall vibe was lit, maybe too lit. One of our regulars, a doctor, called it “rowdy”. It definitely had an aggressive feel to it, judging by all the ass-slapping we heard. The A/C was turned on early and stayed on blast till closing.

A tall, bubble-butt mofo we call “The Rock” got bent over in the staff area and surrounded by three tops, each one hung and hard asf. They had no mercy on his cheeks. He tried tapping out, but no haps. “Rock” was escorted into an empty bedroom for additional pounding. The host had to rescue his ass, finally.

Big thanks to our sexy host, Lawrence, who made all the first-time visitors feel comfortable. Shout-out to “Q” for his assistance in keeping us organized.

Huge thanks to “Mo” for providing excellent security and keeping err-body safe. We were surprised, tho, when he decided to strip out of his shirt and show off his pecs and biceps and tatts. So unprofessional.

To all you Black mofos who decided last night was the night to get summer started in the freakiest way possible, keep that sh*t up.

p.s.: JSJ, it was great seeing you. Thank you for that big bottle of Jack D. Bro, you checked in, disappeared into the darkness, and reappeared at closing time VERY sweaty…lol

Nightcrawlers: Intimate Vibe

Attendance: 51

We usually only do four parties a month, but May had five weekends so an extra Nightcrawlers was added to the schedule.

It’s interesting: the group had an intimate vibe but still freaky. Bruthas found it much easier to slide from one space to another and interact on a personal level.

The so-called Slut-Me-Out area in back area got active real quick. Cheeks surrendered to the dick, only to get slapped and pounded till the tops felt better. One yella shawty, first-timer, was pulled into our staff area, bent over a sofa, and gutted right before our eyes. Sheeesh.

Gotta give thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for doing his usual great job as host. Thanks to Mo for providing security. And shout-out to Lawrence for pulling up later and adding some extra “juice” to the occasion.

Biggest thanks, as always, goes to all you sexy Black mofos who joined us last night and brought that intimate vibe to Nightcrawlers.

Nightcrawlers: Memorial Day Weekend

Attendance: 70

Y’all some nasty mofos…lol

Yeah, I can imagine. Bruthas decided to take it up a notch last night, maybe because it was a holiday weekend. Let’s dip back into our Telegram chat room and see what they had to say:

Bro, you STILL horny?

You, too? Greedy mofos…lol

Hold up. Twelve dicks?!!! Damn, homie.

Last night’s bartender is named Capone (pic below).

His phyne ass caused bruthas to crowd around the bar and just stare at him all night. It was fun to watch and he definitely enjoyed the attention. Thanks, Capone.

Big thanks to Lawrence who always does an amazing job as host. The ninjas be all over him, tho. Thanks to Mo for providing security and keeping err-body secure.

To all you sexy Black mofos who showed up and were in extra freaky (dare I say, nasty) mode for the weekend, we appreciate y’all most of all.

p.s. JSJ, you the best, bro. Thank you, as always, for that big bottle of Jack. Came in handy.

Last Night at Blackout

Attendance: 73

It was obvious when 30 ninjas got butt-ass naked within the first hour. Things were gonna get real freaky. In fact, one bro from ATL said he had never seen anything like it before.

Bruthas started dripping with sweat. We heard several asses get slapped real hard. Some of the newbies looked a little overwhelmed. That’s understandable, tho. It takes a minute to adjust to the situation…lol

Nightcrawlers: Memorial Day Weekend

It shall be lit. Just sayin’.

Last night’s host, Lawrence, did an amazing job keeping us organized and making err-body feel comfortable. He occasionally dipped into the hallway and got active because the boys just couldn’t resist him.

One hot little bro from Baltimore waited until all the guests were gone just so he could give the host some bomb-ass head. Must be nice.

The whole crew extends its sincere thanks to all you chocolate, caramel, and yella mofos who pulled up and made Blackout lit asf. You already know how much we appreciate you.

p.s.: Sup, JSJ. Thank you for your continued support and for that big bottle of Jack. Much love, bro.

p.p.s: Shout-out to our new air purifier. Amazing…lol

Last Night at Nightcrawlers

Attendance: 72

The day before Nightcrawlers, a brutha named Young Q posted this in our Telegram chat room:

After the party, he followed up…

You’re welcome, bro.

It got hot. Y’all didn’t even wait for us to cut on the A/C. Someone saw the thermostat in the hallway and put that shit on full-blast. We had to keep it on all night.

The notorious Dark Room and the so-called Slut-Me-Out area got active real quick. Sounded like Slut won the battle, tho. It was packed, and all open cheeks were gutted with no mercy.

That tall caramel boy we wrote about last week came back, too. His bubble butt was just too much to resist. At one point, a slim, chocolate top with dreads and about 6’3 in height snatched caramel dude and dealt with him in a hidden bedroom out back behind the garage.

Thank You, Thunderdome

Our host, Derrick (aka Thunderdome”) gave us an air purifier to help keep the spot comfortable when bruthas blaze up. It makes a huge difference. Appreciate you, bro!

Big thanks to Lawrence for providing security. Biggest thanks, as always, goes to all the sexy Black mofos who pulled up last night and brought that heat.

p.s.: JSJ, your afro is getting bigger and that’s o-kay…lol. Thank you for that big bottle of Jack D.