Blackout: One Bottom, Three Tops

Attendance: 94

Wild night, y’all.

Lots of newbies from out of town pulled up — phyne-ass mofos, too. Some were in LA for the upcoming BET Awards and they were clearly on a mission.

The overall vibe was lit, maybe too lit. One of our regulars, a doctor, called it “rowdy”. It definitely had an aggressive feel to it, judging by all the ass-slapping we heard. The A/C was turned on early and stayed on blast till closing.

A tall, bubble-butt mofo we call “The Rock” got bent over in the staff area and surrounded by three tops, each one hung and hard asf. They had no mercy on his cheeks. He tried tapping out, but no haps. “Rock” was escorted into an empty bedroom for additional pounding. The host had to rescue his ass, finally.

Big thanks to our sexy host, Lawrence, who made all the first-time visitors feel comfortable. Shout-out to “Q” for his assistance in keeping us organized.

Huge thanks to “Mo” for providing excellent security and keeping err-body safe. We were surprised, tho, when he decided to strip out of his shirt and show off his pecs and biceps and tatts. So unprofessional.

To all you Black mofos who decided last night was the night to get summer started in the freakiest way possible, keep that sh*t up.

p.s.: JSJ, it was great seeing you. Thank you for that big bottle of Jack D. Bro, you checked in, disappeared into the darkness, and reappeared at closing time VERY sweaty…lol