Nightcrawlers: The Heat

Attendance: 75

Los Angeles is in the middle of a heatwave right about now, but the bruthas decided to bring even more heat to Nightcrawlers last night.

Tops were being very aggressive, so we heard a lot of asses getting painfully slapped and beat down. Newbies heard it as they checked in. That’s always good for business.

As we all know, men like variety. We want to taste err-thing that attracts us. So it was amusing when one guest, a physician, expressed his frustration with those who preferred variety over just chillin with one person for most of the night.

You should know better, bruh…lol

Huge thanks to one of our favorite hosts, “Q”. Even though bruthas couldn’t keep their hands off his phyne ass, he did a great job keeping err-thang organized and showing all the newbies around.

Big thanks to Mo for providing security. Apparently, he loves wearing tight shirts that show off his biceps. We won’t complain, tho.

Biggest thanks always goes to you sexy Black mofos who brought that heat and let it be known that summer is not over just yet. Appreciate all y’all.

Blackout: "Everywhere You Turn"

Attendance: 83

Around 10:45pm, there was a knock at the door. A brutha had received a random message about Blackout on one of the apps (looked like Sniffies) and he decided to pull up.

We explained that the party starts at 11, but he could chill till then. He said he was shy and had never attended something like this before. Man, was he in for a surprise.

A lot of bros arrived within the first hour, so we knew it was gonna be one of those nights. You could feel the energy, too. They got butt-ass naked and wasted no time with the chit-chat.

At one point, the host noticed a pile-on happening in the “Slut-Me-Out” area. Bruthas packed that space to where you could hardly move. A very freaky situation.

Later, we checked on the shy one who showed up early. He looked overwhelmed and stuttered while trying to communicate with us. “Everywhere you turn…”, he said with a dazed look. We understood, tho.

Big thanks goes to our host, Lawrence. He handled the large group with ease and made err-body feel comfortable, especially the newbies.

Biggest thanks goes to all you freaky Black mofos who decided last night was the night to pull up pack the Slut area like sardines.

Nightcrawlers: He Tried

Attendance: 66

Gotta hand it to bro. He tried.

Men never wanna miss out on the next piece of ass or dick that might be just a little bigger or a little longer or a little tighter than what is presently available. The strategy is always the same: mess around with whatever attracts you but DO NOT nutt.

This phyne-ass ninja found out the hard way that the strategy doesn’t always work. He didn’t stay very long. Apparently, somebody laid it on him (either dick or ass or both) and made him nutt way too soon. As the host handed him his bag, bro shrugged and said, “I tried.”

Overtime

About 30 minutes before closing, two sexy, chocolate mofos asked us to extend our hours. They said several bruthas were gathered in the notorious Dark Room, rock hard, and needed more time to finish.

The host wasn’t having it, tho. He was already exhausted and declined the request. “You got half an hour”, he told them. “Get it done.”

Apologies…lol

Thanks to our amazing host, Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”). He promised to be professional all night, but was seen squeezing lube into his hand. Big thanks to Lawrence for providing excellent security.

Biggest thanks, as always, goes to you phyne Black mofos who pulled up and tried to hold out, but failed miserably. Appreciate y’all.

What Happened at the Kickback

Attendance: 90-100

That was fun, y’all.

We usually hand out bags at the regular parties so we know the exact number of attendees. Obviously, no bags were needed for this situation, but there were between 90 to over 100 who pulled up.

A sexy, chocolate bro with a huge Afro worked the bar. He had two hot mofos circulate the crowd and serve drinks for tips. They stripped down to some short-shorts and even revealed their cheeks to keep err-body stimulated. It was good for business.

Bruthas played Spades, shot some pool, and mingled. At one point, a phyne mofo started working the crowd for dollars while wearing only boxer briefs and sneakers. His bulge immediately got err-body’s attention.

Was That Really Him?

Yeah, that was REALLY him. Bruthas who are into national politics instantly recognized our special guest even though he tried to be lowkey. Great to see him, tho.

Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) provided all the food and it was delicious: chicken (baked and fried), greens, potato salad, mac and cheese, etc. Big thanks for hooking us up.

We sincerely wanna thank all y’all for joining us. You made the kickback such a vibe and we appreciate your support.

p.s.: JSJ, we saw you giving sexy zaddy vibes in those shorts…lol. Thank you so much for that big bottle of Henny, bro.

Nightcrawlers: In the Lounge

Attendance: 55

Last night’s Nightcrawlers had that intimate vibe going on. At least, it felt that way in the beginning. Then err-thing turned around in the lounge area, of all places.

Bruthas usually blaze, drink, and converse in this particular space. It can jump off, too, but the lounge basically serves as a “chill zone”. Someone decided it was the perfect area to pound a tight ass, so he bent this bottom over a recliner and went at it.

It was hot, tho. Those who watched couldn’t help but stroke their own dicks. Seemed like those two sparked something because everything starting heating up. The A/C had to be on blast all night. What felt intimate at first gradually got freaky and stayed that way till closing.

Backyard Kickback

We’re getting ready for this Saturday’s kickback party. It will be lit. But remember, it’s just a kickback, NOT a sex party, y’all…lol

Big thanks to our Nightcrawlers host, Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for doing a great job, as usual. He’ll be catering all the food for our kickback. Excellent cook, btw.

Huge thanks to Lawrence for providing security and keeping err-body safe. Biggest thanks always goes to you sexy Black mofos for making last night so seductive.

p.s.: JSJ, appreciation for the tequila. Love you, bro.