Blackout: Heatwave 🥵

Attendance: 87

Aries season has begun, y’all.

To celebrate the world’s hottest fire sign, y’all said fuck the current heatwave and brought even more heat to Downtown LA. We cranked the A/C to the max and crossed our fingers.

We survived, tho 🥵.

A sofa was recently placed in the back for those waiting to use the restroom. It was supposed to be strictly for comfort and/or relaxation, but we knew some of y’all would find other uses for it.

That sofa has turned into a so-called “hot spot”. The crew noticed numerous bottoms bent over it getting their cheeks invaded while bruthas either wait their turn or watch and stroke 💦.

Gotta thank “Q”, our host for the evening. Being butt-naked at the check-in desk was just too much for y’all to resist, so he was dragged into the party several times for some…uh…”interaction”.

Thanks to WG for keeping err-thang running smoothly, and thanks to Shaun for providing excellent security.

Biggest thanks, as always, goes to all you phyne-ass Black mofos who joined us for the night. Y’all know how much we appreciate your support.

Nightcrawlers: "I Was Getting My 🍑 Licked at the Time"

Attendance: 80

At one point last night, someone decided to turn the music down and make an announcement. It was either his birthday or his friend’s birthday (I was too drunk to pay close attention), so he asked err-body to raise their cups and toast the occasion.

Gotta admit, I was surprised by how many of y’all actually stopped what you were doing and joined him. It was a cool moment.

One brutha was too preoccupied to participate, tho. He wrote in the Blackout chat on WhatsApp:

We don’t blame you, bro 😈.

Gotta thank our host, Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for doing an amazing job. Y’all just couldn’t keep your paws off that sexy mofo.

Shout-out to WG for doing a million things all at once. Security was provided by “Q”. Appreciate you.

Biggest thanks goes to all you phyne Black 🥷🏽 who pulled up and pulled out just long enough to toast homie’s birthday.

p.s. Aiight, JSJ. We were down to our last bottle of tequila then you walked in with another bottle. You saved the party, man.

Blackout: Blame It On the Henny

Attendance: 89

We thought it was gonna be a chill kinda group. But somewhere around midnight and 1am, err-thing changed. The moans and groans got louder and more intense. That happens.

Then several clothing bags started falling off the shelves and hitting the floor 😳. A top on the opposite side of the shelves was pounding someone’s ass so aggressively that his own ass hit the shelves and numerous clothing bags fell off.

The crew scrambled to get err-thang back in order. Whoever was on the receiving end of that dick was getting his guts scrambled 😈 and the party’s vibe went to another level.

Why the sudden change in energy? Well, minutes before things got amped, one of our regulars walked in with a huge bottle of Hennessy and placed it on the bar. We’ll blame it on the Henny.

Thanks to sexy-ass Casanova for serving as host. Great job, man. Big shout-out to “Q” for helping us in so many ways. Huge thanks to our new crew member, Blaze, for providing excellent security.

And to all you phyne Black mofos who pulled up, y’all get the biggest thanks. The whole Blackout crew appreciates your continued support.

p.s.: Sup, JSJ. You’re the one who walked in with the Hennessy and set it off. Thank you so much, bro.

Last Night at Nightcrawlers

Attendance: 82

Y’all really didn’t want it to end, did you?

At closing time, it took several announcements over the speaker to finally get err-body to pull out 💦 and get dressed. If we hadn’t said anything, I believe many would still be going at it right now 😳.

Our host, Casanova, dipped into the party several times and found himself overwhelmed. Several bruthas started touching and rubbing his body, especially his juicy bubble butt.

He got snatched into the notorious Dark Room and used over and over again. When he returned to the check-in desk, Casanova looked kinda shook. Both he and his phat ass appeared satisfied, tho.

Thanks to our host for doing a great job, as usual. Big thanks to WG for doing a million different things all at once. Major props to A.S. for providing excellent security.

But our sincerest appreciation goes to all you sexy Black mofos who pulled up last night and didn’t wanna pull out. Thank you for bringing the heat.

p.s.: Yeah, JSJ. We saw you stroll in with that big bottle of Jack to keep the party going. Love you, bro.

Last Night at Blackout

Attendance: 91

Y’all pulled up, got undressed, blazed, drank, then lit it up. We knew it was gonna be one of those nights when one of our regulars asked for Vaseline 😳.

Lots of phyne-ass newbies came through. There was one bro who apparently found the dick of life in the notorious Dark Room. He was getting pounded with no mercy and err-body could hear his moans above the music.

It’s always amusing to watch bruthas pretend they don’t hear the moans and groans as they’re checking in, but they do. It’s good for business.

Ezra Arcane

Yeah, we saw him. Content creator Ezra Arcane (pic below) dipped into Blackout last night. Thanks for joining us, bro.

The party was hosted by Casanova. Bruthas love having this sexy mofo check them in, especially with all that dick hangin’ out in the open. He occasionally dipped into the darker areas and let ninjas touch and rub on him a little bit, maybe more 😏.

Big thanks to WG for keeping err-thang running so smoothly. Shout-out to Lawrence for his amazing job as security.

Biggest thanks, as always, goes to all you freaky mofos who pulled up, greased up, and spit 💦.