Nightcrawlers: Chill Vibe

Attendance: 63

As we all know, the so-called “personality” of each party varies each week and is totally unpredictable. Some nights are hyped from opening till closing, other nights are more chill, intimate, and laid-back.

Last night’s Nightcrawlers was interesting because it maintained a relaxed vibe for most of the party. But then around 2:30, the vibe shifted. Maybe the liquor finally kicked in, maybe the blunt. Things got freaky.

In fact, one bro begged us to stay open an extra hour. He appeared almost desperate to make this happen. To compromise, we offered him a “slow closing”. Basically, that’s when we let things gradually wind down after the party officially ends.

He appeared satisfied.

Big thanks to the crew, specifically our host, “Q” for keeping err-thang running so smoothly, and to Dino for providing excellent security throughout the night.

Biggest thanks, as always, goes to all you sexy Black mofos who decided to hold that nutt till the final hour. Appreciate y’all.

Blackout: Last Night at the MDW Party

Attendance: 92

We’re exhausted after last night’s MDW party, so let’s make this one short and sweet.

A few notes…

• Vaseline is more popular than you realize.

• Yes, that chocolate shorty’s huge, uncut 🍆 was REAL 😳.

• Bruthas have discovered a few “hidden” spaces inside the party and word is spreading faster than we can stop it 😩.

• Two phyne-ass regulars who got into a heated confrontation when they met at Blackout months ago pulled up together last night and are now friends/fuck-buddies. Fascinating.

Big thanks to our host, Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”), to our co-host, “Q”, and our security guard, Dino. Y’all were amazing.

Biggest thanks to all you sexy Black mofos who made this year’s MDW party such a freaky situation.

Now we’re going to sleep.

DRIP: Wednesdays This Summer

“Drip”

Wednesday: June 10, July 8, August 12

10pm till 3am

Downtown Los Angeles 90013

$20 entry / Open bar

Underwear optional / Black men only

(323) 577-4220

Plan your summer wisely 😎

Last Night at Nightcrawlers

Attendance: 70

A tall, sexy newbie checked in, got undressed, walked into the party, immediately walked out, and approached our host at the check-in desk. He whispered something in the host’s ear. The host nodded, and tall bro returned to the party.

At first, I thought something was wrong. Apparently, tall bro discovered an area that was separate from the usual spaces and asked the host if it was okay to use it for a one-on-one session.

One private session became two. Then three. Then I stopped counting. Even our staff member, “Q”, got invited into tall bro’s private area. I actually caught a quick glance of them (accidentally, of course) and let’s just say I understood why privacy was required 🥵.

BLACKOUT: Memorial Day Weekend

Quick reminder regarding the MDW party this Friday, May 22nd from 11pm till 5am. There will be D’ussé. There will be Don Julio.

Thunderdome was the host last night. Says he busted five nuts, but kept err-thang running smoothly. He’ still a ho, tho.

Big thanks to “Q” for keeping the bar stocked, showing the newbies around, and keeping us organized. Huge thanks to Dino for providing excellent security throughout the night.

Biggest thanks, as always, goes to you freaky Black mofos who pulled up and got pulled into all kinds of…eh…”private spaces”.

p.s.: JSJ, thank you for that big bottle of tequila. You’re a class act, bro.

Blackout: The Aggressive Scrambling of Guts

Attendance: 89

Let’s be honest.

Black people never want to be the first to arrive at a party, so when bruthas pulled up before we opened, we knew it was gonna be one of “those” nights: high turnout, high energy, and the aggressive scrambling of guts.

Check, check, and check.

Here’s some advice: never walk into a pitch black tent full of horny 🥷🏽🥷🏽🥷🏽 if you are naked and own a tight bubble butt that screams, “Take me, I’m all yours!”

One unfortunate brutha made that mistake and paid the price. Bro had a strong voice, so when his “second hole” was ultimately located and pounded without mercy, the yelling could be heard throughout the building.

This is always good for business 😈.

Our host, Casanova, has been hitting the gym harder than usual these days — and bruthas noticed. He got pulled into several “situations” whenever he did his rounds. Casanova still managed to keep err-thang running smoothly. Big thanks, bro.

Huge thanks to “Q” for doing a million things all at once. Shout-out to Dino, our security. He kept err-body safe throughout the night.

And to all you phyne-ass Black mofos who pulled up and lit up the party, please accept our sincere appreciation. Your continued support means everything.