Nightcrawlers: The Bed Tapped Out
Attendance: 79
The so-called “Slut-Me-Out” area in back is always active, but last night it got a little too active and the bed collapsed. Fortunately, our crew was able to fix the frame and err-thang was cool.
The aggressive energy that caused that bed to tap out didn’t reveal itself in the beginning. Bruthas appeared very chill, enjoying a drink and some convo in the lounge area.
But then it got heated. As more bros pulled up, the situation turned hot and sweaty and freaky. Even the host took a break and dipped into the darkness. He returned to his duties about 20 minutes later. We noticed he was wiping his ass.
Big thanks to “Q” for hosting, tho. He did a great job keeping us organized and making err-body feel comfortable, especially all the sexy newbies (shout-out to bro from Cameroon). Huge thanks to Mo for providing security.
And to all you phyne-ass Black mofos who decided last night was the night to break the bed, thanks a lot…lol