Nightcrawlers: Labor Day Weekend

Attendance: 65

So, look —- we’ve been partying all weekend and we’re very tired. This will be brief because I’m ‘bout to crawl back in bed.

Nightcrawlers was lit. Hot boys, newbies, tall ninjas, hung ninjas, all that. We heard one brutha getting his cheeks deeply split in the Slut-Me-Out area. Sounded like he fell in love.

A phyne-ass chocolate bro visiting from New York got err-body’s attention. He had an impossible body. At one point, he sat down in the staff area, grabbed our security guard’s left foot, removed his shoe and sock, and proceeded to give him a 20-minute foot message.

Didn’t see THAT coming.

Our host, Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) was rock-hard all night. Very unprofessional. He promised to control himself, but around midnight, he was looking for poppers.

Thanks to our host, thanks to Mo and Lawrence for keeping us safe. Biggest thanks to all you Black mofos who apparently like to rub feet.

Now, back to bed.