Last Night at Blackout

Attendance: 80

Y’all showed out.

The notorious Dark Room was packed. The entryway was packed. The so-called Slut-Me-Out area was packed. It got so active, we had to put the A/C on blast within the first hour. The body heat was almost overwhelming.

Two sexy newbies pulled up thinking underwear was allowed. We explained that Blackout is butt-ass naked, but Nightcrawlers on Saturday nights is underwear optional. They walked out then came back when they saw phyne mofos walking up to the door.

Reluctantly, the two newbies undressed and looked very uncomfortable. Then their drinks kicked in and they started to relax and get involved. One of them got VERY involved with several bruthas. The other one ended up drunk and passed out in a bedroom.

When closing time arrived, they were still with us, looking a little stunned by what they had experienced. That’s always good for business.

Big thanks to that tall, slim mofo with the big dick for hosting. He did an amazing job handling the crowd. Some of y’all couldn’t keep your hands (or mouths) off him, tho.

Thanks to Lawrence for providing excellent security. Our biggest thanks, as usual, goes to all you Black mofos who decided to pull up, act shy, get drunk, and pass out.