Nightcrawlers: The Shy Guy

Attendance: 63

Bruthas pulled up with that high energy and wasted no time. About an hour in, I noticed there was only one person chillin in the lounge. The security guy said, “Err-body in the dark room.”

A sexy newbie walked in with his bucket hat pulled down low. You could barely see his eyes. His body language made it obvious he was shy and uncomfortable, so our host attempted to make him feel at ease.

His drink kicked in, his body relaxed, the bucket hat came off, and he finally walked into the darkness with confidence. According to the host, “his dick was big and it tasted good.”

Oh-kay…lol

Representatives from the APLA Health Center pulled up to provide on-site STD testing. Major props to APLA rep Ryan for hooking us up with condoms and for his dedicated service to the community.

Gotta thank our host, Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for doing a great job even though his dick was on brick all night. Shout-out to Lawrence for providing security.

Biggest thanks always goes to you phyne-ass Black mofos who lit up Nightcrawlers.

p.s.: JSJ, great seeing you last night. Thanks for that big bottle of Jack D.