Nightcrawlers: Wet Wet 💦
Attendance: 75
The freaks came out last night. Lots going on in the tents, on the sofas, in the change area, err-where. We’re very tired, so let’s keep this report short and sweet.
A few notes:
We almost ran out of plastic cups, which never happens. But it was a clear indication that a bunch of heavy drinking was definitely going on. When all that liquor kicked in, bruthas got active.
After the party was over and we closed up, one of the crew looked around and said, “The wetness…there’s a lot of wetness.” And I noticed a substantial amount of lube had been ”utilized” throughout the night.
Translation: 💦💦💦
I think the funniest thing I’ve ever heard came from a young bro who looked at his watch as we closed and said (without an ounce of shame), “Welp, I gotta get to church.” 😭
BLACKOUT: Labor Day Weekend
Friday, September 4th, 11pm till 5am. Serving D’usse and Don Julio. Black and butt-ass naked.
Gotta give a huge thank-you to our amazing crew. Korey and Zeke hosted and made err-body feel comfortable, especially all those sexy newbies. Big thanks to Dino for providing excellent security.
Biggest thanks, as always, goes to all you phyne-ass Black mofos who brought that sexy, freaky energy to Nightcrawlers.
p.s.: JSJ, that big bottle of Jack Daniels you brought came in handy. Always great seeing you, man.