Nightcrawlers: He Tried

Attendance: 66

Gotta hand it to bro. He tried.

Men never wanna miss out on the next piece of ass or dick that might be just a little bigger or a little longer or a little tighter than what is presently available. The strategy is always the same: mess around with whatever attracts you but DO NOT nutt.

This phyne-ass ninja found out the hard way that the strategy doesn’t always work. He didn’t stay very long. Apparently, somebody laid it on him (either dick or ass or both) and made him nutt way too soon. As the host handed him his bag, bro shrugged and said, “I tried.”

Overtime

About 30 minutes before closing, two sexy, chocolate mofos asked us to extend our hours. They said several bruthas were gathered in the notorious Dark Room, rock hard, and needed more time to finish.

The host wasn’t having it, tho. He was already exhausted and declined the request. “You got half an hour”, he told them. “Get it done.”

Apologies…lol

Thanks to our amazing host, Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”). He promised to be professional all night, but was seen squeezing lube into his hand. Big thanks to Lawrence for providing excellent security.

Biggest thanks, as always, goes to you phyne Black mofos who pulled up and tried to hold out, but failed miserably. Appreciate y’all.

What Happened at the Kickback

Attendance: 90-100

That was fun, y’all.

We usually hand out bags at the regular parties so we know the exact number of attendees. Obviously, no bags were needed for this situation, but there were between 90 to over 100 who pulled up.

A sexy, chocolate bro with a huge Afro worked the bar. He had two hot mofos circulate the crowd and serve drinks for tips. They stripped down to some short-shorts and even revealed their cheeks to keep err-body stimulated. It was good for business.

Bruthas played Spades, shot some pool, and mingled. At one point, a phyne mofo started working the crowd for dollars while wearing only boxer briefs and sneakers. His bulge immediately got err-body’s attention.

Was That Really Him?

Yeah, that was REALLY him. Bruthas who are into national politics instantly recognized our special guest even though he tried to be lowkey. Great to see him, tho.

Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) provided all the food and it was delicious: chicken (baked and fried), greens, potato salad, mac and cheese, etc. Big thanks for hooking us up.

We sincerely wanna thank all y’all for joining us. You made the kickback such a vibe and we appreciate your support.

p.s.: JSJ, we saw you giving sexy zaddy vibes in those shorts…lol. Thank you so much for that big bottle of Henny, bro.

Nightcrawlers: In the Lounge

Attendance: 55

Last night’s Nightcrawlers had that intimate vibe going on. At least, it felt that way in the beginning. Then err-thing turned around in the lounge area, of all places.

Bruthas usually blaze, drink, and converse in this particular space. It can jump off, too, but the lounge basically serves as a “chill zone”. Someone decided it was the perfect area to pound a tight ass, so he bent this bottom over a recliner and went at it.

It was hot, tho. Those who watched couldn’t help but stroke their own dicks. Seemed like those two sparked something because everything starting heating up. The A/C had to be on blast all night. What felt intimate at first gradually got freaky and stayed that way till closing.

Backyard Kickback

We’re getting ready for this Saturday’s kickback party. It will be lit. But remember, it’s just a kickback, NOT a sex party, y’all…lol

Big thanks to our Nightcrawlers host, Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for doing a great job, as usual. He’ll be catering all the food for our kickback. Excellent cook, btw.

Huge thanks to Lawrence for providing security and keeping err-body safe. Biggest thanks always goes to you sexy Black mofos for making last night so seductive.

p.s.: JSJ, appreciation for the tequila. Love you, bro.

Last Night at Blackout

Attendance: 78

That tall, chocolate mofo we wrote about last week pulled up again and decided HE would host Blackout. Bro did a great job, tho. Chill personality, made err-body feel welcome as they checked in, and kept us very organized.

Yeah, we saw his abs. Yeah, we saw the dick hanging below his underwear. All that was on display when bruthas walked in. It definitely set the mood.

Around 2am, things got very freaky and stayed that way till closing. Even the staff area was invaded by bruthas who preferred a little space away from the usual spaces. One bottom found himself bent over a chair and pounded right in front of some newbies as they checked in.

As usual, the notorious Dark Room and the so-called Slut-Me-Out area got real active. We heard intense moans and groans and ass slaps coming from both areas, but all those ninjas in the entryway surprised us. The crew had to carefully maneuver their way through some sweaty situations just to reach the front door…lol

Big thanks to that tall mofo for hosting. Come back soon, bro. Thanks to Lawrence for providing security and keeping err-body safe.

Biggest thanks always goes to you sexy, Black mofos who made Blackout such a mood last night. The whole crew appreciates y’all.

p.s.: Shout-out to JSJ for being a class act and gifting us a big bottle of Jack D. Much love, bro.

Nightcrawlers: That Tall Mofo

Attendance: 53

Bro had to be about 6’4. Slim, chocolate, dreaded, abs on full display. He even rocked a little fanny pack that contained his “preferred” lube and condoms.

New to LA. From Richmond, apparently. Homie confidently slid into the darkness just around midnight and made quite an impression. The dick, from what we were told, was…uh…big.

This tall mofo had the nerve to grab another guest and creep into a bedroom hidden behind the garage. When the guest finally returned to the party, he looked exhausted…lol

Geeez.

Representatives from the APLA Health Center came through to provide on-site STD testing. The organization’s funding was in jeopardy but a grant was recently approved. Now they can continue their valued service to our community. Congrats!

Big thanks to Derrick (aka “Thunderdome”) for hosting and making err-body feel comfortable. His dick was on brick all night and newbies could clearly see it. Amazingly unprofessional.

Biggest thanks, as always, goes to all you freaky Black mofos who pulled up, blazed, drank, and had a tendency to sneak off into hidden spaces to wear ninjas out. We appreciate y’all.

p.s.: Shout-out to JSJ for bringing that big bottle of Jack D. Love you, bro.